Yo dawg, I heard you like Template Haskell, so I put some TH in your TH so you can meta program while you meta program.
This is just a little bit of fun I've been meaning to write and post for a while now. Enjoy.
In totally unrelated news, I just set up the Gold linker on my systems and my Haskell builds are much faster. Especially nice when compiling on my VPS.